The Thunderdrome!

Mopeds, scooters, pit bikes, go karts, minibikes and bicycles all competing for sweet, sweet glory on Detroit's derelict velodrome and beyond! Now with 50% more class!

Some call it the two-wheeled Woodstock

We just call it the quickest, dirtiest way to a compound fracture and a bitchin' full body cast.

She's just standing there, thinking...

...Thinking about how damn awesome this whole crazy race is and will always be. You can't blame her for being awesomestruck.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

You fixed gear types can finally put your money where your 15mm nuts are.

Put down the Holga, tie your scarf real tight and race! Think of the mad Facebook cred you'll get out of this.

Just an average day in the life...

...of a total badass. This guy just showed up to player hate; we threw him through tech anyways and he took the checkered. Fancy that.

You've just got to do it, really.

There's no good excuse for not getting out there. This isn't a race for the Lances of our world - this is for dusty bikes and rusty riders getting up on two wheels for the first time in a decade. It's for mopeds and scooters that don't run as much as they do. This is about doing instead of watching.